This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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