Yo dont text me then not text me
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Is Oprah even human
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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