He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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