I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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