Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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