In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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