I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I've blown a few things in my day
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
