Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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