So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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