scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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