You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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