Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i came on her dog
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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