This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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