This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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