I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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