fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
What drink are we having for lunch?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
