It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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