This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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