Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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