Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
