if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.