maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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