So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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