those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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