It's a beautiful day for a hangover
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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