So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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