her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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