the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
send nudes
from the living room?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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