even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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