WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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