I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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