Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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