She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
