That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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