Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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