if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Randomize
