i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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