so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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