idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Your penis caused this!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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