im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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