I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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