i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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