u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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