White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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