The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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