I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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