Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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