He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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