so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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