So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm having to shit out rocks
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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