is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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