Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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