Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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