called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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