Plan B is the new Plan A
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.