I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away