I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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