i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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